"Today, I went to the beach with my children. I found a sea shell and gave
it to my 4 year old daughter and said ‘You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.’ She placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone!”

This is probably the best pointless robot-spam comment that’s ever been left on my blog, ever.